Things I'd never say:
- Can I have avocado/guacamole with that?
- No thanks, I really wouldn't care for a Godiva chocolate.
- I think I'll mow the lawn today.
- I'd love to sit down and watch that baseball/basketball/football game with you.
- Let me kill that spider for you.
- You'll never find me sewing/quilting.
- My hair looks so great, I don't think I need to wash it today.
Things I think that Steve would never say:
- I never forget where I put anything.
- I'd love to have a huge piece of that chocolate cake.
- I hate yardwork.
- Let's go shopping.
- I'd like to sleep in tomorrow morning.
- I think the front lawn can go without mowing for a couple of weeks.
- I've never liked the Dodgers.
Steve concurred with his list and has just discovered that he can't remember where he left his Church keys.


